"holy fucking shit holy fucking shit how did they get away with making the bluey dad so hot"


the bluey dad:

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Excuse me... no... that doesn't capture it...

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If you're going to argue against this example of husband and fatherhood perfection, then you'd best make sure you're making an argument from intellectual honesty... 'cause... just fuggin' look at that.

This dude absolutely fucks.

Thats a rectangle with ears and a tail

What Am I encountering on my internet? Isn't this a tv show targeted at a preschool-aged audience? How do enough people have an opinion on this for one to make such a post?

Do I dare refresh my dashboard, knowing I might see folks having a blistering flame war over Rule 34 of Barney...?

Did you have to attack his entire life like that, Shen?

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YOU THERE! RECENT FOLLOWER WITH NO PROFILE PICTURE. CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST

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does anyone know any good faggot emotions for beginners

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interesting. tell me more about this beautiful world

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you cant fucking do this to me

AO3 is under a DDoS attack meaning that the servers are purposefully being overwhelmed by an attacker. Please do not refresh ao3 related links because each time you do, another request is sent to the servers meaning you are contributing to the DDoS! Wait for the official announcement from their twitter and then visit the site because the servers will keep crashing otherwise!

Image is showing a screenshot of two tweets from the account @AO3_Status. First tweet states: "It looks like the Archive is under a DDoS attack causing the servers to fall over. Our volunteer sysadmins are working on countermeasures. Please be patient with us, we'll be back!". The following tweet from the same account states: "A DDOS attack is when an attacker attempts to knock a site offline by overwhelming it with requests: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack] Data is not compromised in a DDOS attack, so there is no need to change your password at this time."ALT

Tumblr’s Core Product Strategy

Here at Tumblr, we’ve been working hard on reorganizing how we work in a bid to gain more users. A larger user base means a more sustainable company, and means we get to stick around and do this thing with you all a bit longer. What follows is the strategy we're using to accomplish the goal of user growth. The @labs group has published a bit already, but this is bigger. We’re publishing it publicly for the first time, in an effort to work more transparently with all of you in the Tumblr community. This strategy provides guidance amid limited resources, allowing our teams to focus on specific key areas to ensure Tumblr’s future.

The Diagnosis

In order for Tumblr to grow, we need to fix the core experience that makes Tumblr a useful place for users. The underlying problem is that Tumblr is not easy to use. Historically, we have expected users to curate their feeds and lean into curating their experience. But this expectation introduces friction to the user experience and only serves a small portion of our audience. 

Tumblr’s competitive advantage lies in its unique content and vibrant communities. As the forerunner of internet culture, Tumblr encompasses a wide range of interests, such as entertainment, art, gaming, fandom, fashion, and music. People come to Tumblr to immerse themselves in this culture, making it essential for us to ensure a seamless connection between people and content. 

To guarantee Tumblr’s continued success, we’ve got to prioritize fostering that seamless connection between people and content. This involves attracting and retaining new users and creators, nurturing their growth, and encouraging frequent engagement with the platform.

Our Guiding Principles

To enhance Tumblr’s usability, we must address these core guiding principles.

  1. Expand the ways new users can discover and sign up for Tumblr.
  2. Provide high-quality content with every app launch.
  3. Facilitate easier user participation in conversations.
  4. Retain and grow our creator base.
  5. Create patterns that encourage users to keep returning to Tumblr.
  6. Improve the platform’s performance, stability, and quality.

Below is a deep dive into each of these principles.

Keep reading

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If you want to retain the creator base then don't scare them away by adding an algorithm. Literally everyone praises this place for not having a fucking algorithm. Are you fucking stupid. Are you fucking stupid in your fucking stupid head. Do you use the site you run or interact with the userbase at all or do you just sit there and chug business sludge till it pours out your orifices.

Don't add a fucking algorithm you stupid fucking motherfuckers. Goddamn.

hold the fuck on. you can have animated GIF pfps now?????????

DOES EVERYONE SEE THIS SHIT???

can you read in your dreams?

yes, the letters are the same as they are in reality

yes but the letters are symbols that don't look familiar

no, the letters are too weird to comprehend

no, I don't read books in my dreams

no, I don't dream

clicky clicky show me the - ah.... ticky?

mysterious last option for 'none of the above Imma tell you about it in the tags

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I was just watching a piece on lucid dreaming and remembering an old animated Batman episode where he realized he was dreaming because none of the books had words he could read in them.

I read books in my dreams all the time.

Hence tumblr poll time. Please reblog for sample size. I'm seriously curious if reading in dreams is A Thing or not, especially on a site that has a high ratio of people who tap their imagination heavily.

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